Observer Favorites
These designs get the most nods at star parties
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Keep Looking Up Vintage
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Size Matters Telescope
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Astrophotography Guide
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Wear the Observing Life
For telescope owners, astrophotographers, and dark sky chasers.
Designs that earn nods at star parties and astronomy clubs. No generic
space clip art, just insider references that serious observers understand.
Made by Observers, For Observers
Technical Accuracy
Every design is created by people who know the difference between a Nagler and a Plössl. We don't do generic rocket clip art.
Instant Recognition
Wear these at star parties, NEAF, or your local astronomy club. Other observers will recognize the insider references immediately.
Built to Last
Soft enough for all-night observing sessions, tough enough for hundreds of clear-sky nights. Quality that matches your equipment standards.
Community Approved
4.8-star rating from telescope owners and astrophotographers. We stand behind every shirt with a 30-day guarantee.
New Designs
Fresh releases for the observing season
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Next Level Astrophotography Rig
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Joshua Tree National Park Dark Sky
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3AM Tuesday Serious Observers Separate
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Mauna Kea Summit Hawaii
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Natural Bridges Dark Sky Park
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Retirement Plan Astronomy Division
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For the Astronomy Community
AstroTee was created for the people who drive 2 hours to Bortle 1 skies, 3am. who understand why aperture matters, and who stack hundreds of subs at We're not here to sell generic space merchandise. We're here to celebrate the observing life, the equipment obsession, the ursuit of dark skies, the camaraderie at star parties. Every design is made to be recognized by other serious observers. Instant validation. Immediate tribe recognition. Whether you're at a club meeting, NEAF, or just wearing your passion every day, these are for observers who live it.

















